The new iron is working out very, very well. It’s quite heavy, it throws a lot of steam and it slides well over every fabric I’ve thrown at it. Perhaps the best part, though, is the box it came in:
It’s an iron from The Future! I want to believe the “anti-calc” thing really says “anti-GRAV,” and imagine my disappointment when I realized it doesn’t have an actual laser… just a laser-cut metal plate. Boo, hiss.